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[Nov 4th, 1:33pm] |
[Private to Damocles]
Hey, so random question but you don't happen to have any unidentified women in your ward who've shown up today or last night, do you? Umm. Pretty, tallish, average size, brown hair. Don't ask around or anything. Just if you see something let me know?
And when are you off again anyway?
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| 009. |
[Oct 15th, 1:30pm] |
[Private to Fabian, Gideon and Emma]
So how do you tell the difference between a date and a 'hey we are both people who need to eat, let's eat together' thing. Because I think I might have had a date with Damo last night. He bought dinner, it wasn't curry and he held the door open and pulled my chair out and all that stuff. It was confusing.
[Private to Damocles]
Thanks for dinner last night. I had a good time.
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| 008. |
[Oct 8th, 7:45pm] |
If I ever start talking about working at the Ministry again, someone remind me that I wouldn't last a week any place I can't just owl in hungover whenever I want. Even if it means I got stuck picking up a Saturday shift this weekend.
[Private to Damocles]
So I decided I don't want to do the whole thing where everything's awkward for the next six months and we avoid each other just because I got drunk and decided to throw myself at you. So we're not going to do that, okay? And thanks sorry thanks. I had fun?
This is a better approach than Emma's suggestion of "What have you been hiding behind those glasses and that drumset all these years?" right? Plus a few other things I'm too sober to write.
I think I pissed off your roommate though. Just tell him trying to talk to me when I'm hungover is a bad plan. And how many of my friends should I be expecting jokes from?
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| 007. |
[Oct 6th, 10:45pm] |
[Private to Damocles]
Where are you?
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| 006. |
[Oct 6th, 2:31pm] |
[Private to Order]
Hi. So did anyone else notice Greyback and Remus talking? Besides the fact that we aren't supposed to talk to him and I'd like to point out that I actually followed orders for once-
WHY IS GREYBACK TALKING LIKE REMUS'S A WEREWOLF? Is he? Did anyone else even know about this? What the fuck is going on?
[OOC: Scratched out after Fabian's comment but because of Frank's...]
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| 005. |
[Oct 4th, 5:26pm] |
[Private]
Right. So. Werewolf Capture Unit. Am I completely nuts for even thinking about this? Would I rather be out flying and hunting down werewolves right now instead of safely inside? Well of course not but I'd be good at it. I'm sure I would. And it'd be a good thing I think? But bosses and the Ministry and all that shit don't go that well with me. Plus, you know, there's that whole high chance of getting turned into a werewolf or killed business. But if Sirius can do it, I can. I've worked with dangerous creatures before. Sure, not werewolves but sphinxes and runespoors and graphorns and- Well yeah. Okay not the same thing. Still, I could do it.
And Frank wouldn't be able to say I'm just a girl who works at a pet shop anymore. Even if Maybe I'd actually be able to do something. To help or- Something for this Order thing. Because I still don't know why the hell Dumbledore even asked me to be a part of it. I'm okay with the charms stuff- Okay I'm pretty good at the charms stuff but just about everyone else at least works at the Ministry and it's not like I'm going to find evil people at the Menagerie. And I'm all for fighting these Death Eater bastards whoever they are. But we're not fighting anyone. Just training and getting yelled at. Mostly getting yelled at.
I'm not just a dumb girl who works at a pet shop. I'm not. I just don't know what the hell I'm supposed to be doing. And shut up and do what you're told is not helpful thank you very much Frank Longbottom. Fucking hell.
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| 004. |
[Sep 29th, 9:35pm] |
[Private to the Alphabet Gang]
Right. So Frank Longbottom's an ass. And Flo says happy birthday! Or wait. Never mind. But since Emma and I got yelled at because we had a drink before practice, or two, whatever, and I still don't see what's so wrong about that because we were fine and getting knocked on your ass is funny-
What was I saying? Oh yeah, Longbottom's an ass. I tried to explain that it was Flo's birthday and it wasn't like we could all just have plans and what would he have done but he was just unhelpful saying he's got a kid and is boring and would have come up with something. He threatened to obliviate us and everything! Try harder. Yeah, that's fucking brilliant advice. Anyway, I think we need some kind of standing Tuesday night excuse. Like a book club or something. Except clearly not a book club because no one would believe we all turned into Remuses.
Also, Emma remind me in the morning I need to go find a box of Muggle hair dye. |
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| 003. |
[Sep 28th, 10:11pm] |
So here's what I don't get.
The Magical Whosit Council proposes this whole bill to try and make sure we're all safe which is all well and good. Except like Remus said, they don't actually explain anything about it. And then people act surprised when we're all wait what? Details please? Seems like they could have figured out some of this shit before they went out and made their whole 'oh look at us, aren't we wonderful' announcement. I mean, I've got Muggle neighbours and some of them never learnt the whole knocking thing. Not that I'm so good at it either. It's just the way the building works. But if DMLE types are going to come swarming down on my flat every time my neighbour decides to break in because his telly's broken again, that's going to get interesting. I'm pretty sure they've got better things to do than come kick him out and obliviate his arse once a week. At least I'd hope.
More importantly! Anyone have any idea how I can get my hands on a dragon?
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| 002. |
[Sep 24th, 5:18pm] |
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FABIAN PREWETT IF YOU STUN THAT CAT I WILL HURT YOU
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| 001. |
[Sep 11th, 10:21am] |
I am missing three very important things.
The tequila, my trousers and all feeling in my left arm.
Also I am laughing at all of you who had to drag your arses to work today. Or I would if it didn't really hurt my head.
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